We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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