Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I bet he comes in French.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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