Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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