We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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