If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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