I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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