I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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