How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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