I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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