I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize