she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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