carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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