are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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