I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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