I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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