Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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