I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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