just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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