Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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