Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm too high and old for this...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize