Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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