bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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