she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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