that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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