Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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