is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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