What a fucking waste of an outfit
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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