Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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