I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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