The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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