Having a random hookup so left but love u
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she looked like the before picture.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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