Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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