White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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