Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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