i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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