well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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