yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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