The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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