ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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