Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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