so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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