Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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