What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i came on her dog
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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