I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So here I am, sexting at work.
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