Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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