Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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