I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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