Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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