But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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