Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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